Languid Beckonings

An ode to Pather Panchali

2010-11-22T10:42:00.013+05:30

Jaara pore elo aage gelo ...
Hori din toh gelo, shondhe holo, paar koro na amaare.

Those who came before are gone
Am left behind a penniless beggar
Day draws to its close, night's mantle descends
Row me to the other side

These lines hummed by Indir Thakrun (the sister-in-law) leaves in me lingering memories, every time I see the movie Pather Panchali. Satyajit Ray painted a poignant picture of rural Bengal in the 30's through the eyes of a family, epitomizing the most consummate characterization ever portrayed on celluloid. Despite poverty, death, altercations, concealed suppressed wishes and dreams, vulnerability and profound grief the movie brings out the joys in simple things of exploring the jungles, of watching a distant train, of stealing mangoes, of a getting wet in the first rains, of sibling love and affection, of self respect and dignity, of festivals, forests and rivers, and a gamut of emotions.

I got drawn to Satyajit Ray's films (being an avid reader of his literary work later on) when Doordarshan showed a series of Ray movies when he passed away in '92. I was in std 9 and kept awake late to watch all the movies telecasted. What I best liked about his movies was the simplicity of the screenplay and yet the complex and intricate connotation in the characters lying underneath leaving a vivid impression long after.

Pather Panchali (The song of the road) features Apu (the protagonist) through his birth and childhood and his later life through the sequels/trilogy of Aporajito (The unvanquished) in his adolescence and Apu'r Sonsar (The world of Apu) the family man. Pather Panchali is about Durga the daughter of Sorbojoya and Horihor, a brahmin, Indir and the evolving character of Apu and his vivid observations.

Indir personifies the ego and self respect of a geriatric widowed lady who suffered her entire life and is now nearing her end. The dignity with which she walks away in vitriol from Sarbojoya's house because of constant beleaguering and tart remarks is stirring. She packs her paraphernalia (a small pack of clothes and a mat) and leaves Horihor's house the first time, only to come back on hearing Apu's birth. The second time she leaves forever. Durga and Apu on their way back from watching the Train find her dead. Durga watches in disbelief. She portrays the agony of a widowed outcaste and yet the inherent enthusiasm, the child like joy and the glimmering eye every time Durga steals fruits from the neighbour's garden and gifts her. She requests for a blanket because it is getting cold and is ecstatic when she gets one from a distant relative, flaunting it to all. Her smile speaks a thousand words bringing hope in despair. A classic portrayal by Chunibala Devi.

Durga is the central character. She epitomizes abundance of energy, innocence, mischief and zeal, while at the same time profuse love for her brother Apu. She has a soft corner for her Aunt Indir and steals mangoes for her. She has a look of disbelief and grief in her eyes on seeing the tragic death of Indir. Her adolescence and innocence is portrayed while she watches the marriage rituals her friend, their secret picnic in the forests, her stealing of mangoes for her aunt, their secret mission of watching the train they have never seen before, their following the sweet vendor with the dog behind and the wonderful scene of her secretly getting wet in the first rains. Soon after she contracts malaria and falls severely ill. The symbolic burn out of the diya is atypical of numerous movies but the effect can be felt only through a Ray movie; the feeling of being part of the dimly lit room throughout the night, with the storm outside creating an eerie air, sitting along with Sarbojoya treating Durga through the night, but waiting for it all to end. Apu watches with incredulity when he sees her beloved didi pass away. The next day he combs his hair on his own with deep anguish in his eyes at the loss of his sister. Uma dasgupta brought alive Durga.

Sorbojoya carries her daily chores with occasional gripe. She has lots of unfulfilled wishes. Lot of things she wants to do in life...ami onek kichu korte chai. She loves her children immensely and goes on sparse meals herself to feed them. Initially she hides Durga’s demise when Horihor is back but not for long. She cries hysterically in desolation when telling Horihor about the death of their daughter.

Pather Panchali was made on a shoestring budget (later funded by the government) with actors who had little or no acting expertise, with no formal script written (made with scribblings of Satyajit Ray), an ill Chunibala Devi and several other adversities. Finally made, the film was for the world to see and admire through generations.

PS: I keep Apu’s character for Aporajito.

Liquid Sunshine

2010-11-12T09:28:00.002+05:30

On the last drop he always whined
though the urn was ever imbibed,
through the gory days and the comic nights

The Liquid flowed and overwhelmed
the contents of an in-content inveterate swine,
with profanity and love alike

Each devour meant more than he fathomed
assimilating the colour as part of his soul,
and play did he with the opulence of the malt

He ritually elated with the hang
hallucinating through the initial bedlam,
condescending in the surreal delight

He looked across through the glass
preoccupied with the Sunshine in the dark,
the dew drops embellishing in the lark

The golden liquid now felt like paradise
on a burning throat and an undiscerning eye,
a serene heart and an unobtrusive mind

He is now in a tranquil state
riding the rivers and flying the gates,
to languid away the abysmal fate.

A Walk in Pune

2010-11-03T08:42:00.002+05:30

In my first endeavor to turn the green way and of self preservation I walked down to office today. It is not that walking is novel to my lifestyle. I walk often (I run more often but I will keep that for later). I amble, stray or brisk walk, this however being the first time that I walked with a destination. 5kms.

One of the advantages of having an office so close is that, you have several options to explore to reach the office other than the regular comfort of your car. Hitchhike, pick up by your colleague, a rickshaw, by bus (though I am not a great fan of PCMC/PMT buses), bicycle (next in plan), run or walk. Though I have been thinking to walk down for a couple months now I have realized that until you have a reason (my car being in the garage) even a Robin Sharma cannot motivate you to do so.

As I walked today I was thinking as I usually do. Walking gives me a more relaxed frame of mind to think, retrospect and plan, compared to a run. Being on foot and on the road which I have driven on all these years, gave me a first hand perspective to everyone who is outside the console of a car ... there is no place for pedestrians and they are vehemently neglected while planning the transport infrastructure. Walkways are dilapidated with bare manholes. Iron rods protrude out at free will on the edges. Trees are felled to broaden the roads but no heed is paid to plant saplings to replace the felled trees. Incessant honking by fellow drivers (as if their pants are on fire and they need to enter the office premises at the earliest in order to quench their burning bottoms) is a constant deterrent unless you are on an ipod with volume so loud that it deafens the noise. The dirt on the road blowing under a speeding car is no less than a desert storm. If you do not have a pollution mask on, consume an anti allergic prior to your expedition. Open garbage dumps lie scattered throughout the stretch; the stench was enough to drive me wild.

I sweated and gasped for fresh air as I finally made it to office. It is a pity that the green city Pune which it once used to be is gasping too for air and a life. The aggression of people during drive, the annoying traffic, the reprehensible surroundings and the grime, all put me off enough to think twice before I walk again.

I rather drive in the comfort of my car emitting CFCs, honking at will, driving through the maze, amused at the pedestrians and euphoric in accomplishment on making it to office every day.

Oh! Calcutta

2009-10-28T09:30:00.012+05:30

It is seldom that a restaurant can bring in the best in all categories of customer satisfaction viz. food quality, ambience, staff service & response, music, assortment in Menu et al. Oh! Calcutta in Pune manages this feat with great assurance, building a unique character around itself, which you long to experience time and again.

Located in central Pune in Dhole Patil road, Oh! Calcutta is a part of the restaurant chains which is a brainchild of the restaurateur Anjan Chatterjee (The Company, Speciality Restaurants, was started as a restaurant in 1991 in a tiny, studio-like space in central Mumbai along with friends. They called it Only Fish. The idea, as the company's name suggests, was to create sharply differentiated speciality brands. For the full aricle read: http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/life/2006/07/21/stories/2006072100060200.htm). Others in the chain are Mainland China (http://www.mainlandchinaindia.com), Sigri, Haka, Mostly Kebabs, Machaan, Shack and Sweet Bengal (more about these in forthcoming writes since each comes with its own character and uniqueness).

The Victoria Memorial sketched at the entrance draws you to the atypical Kolkata culture right at the onset. As you enter the hall and make yourselves comfortable you will notice yourself surrounded by various artifacts from Bengal. A wall beckoning to the B&W era of Bengali movies depicting Satyajit Ray, Uttam, Soumitro and Suchitra; a library boasting of Robindranath Thakur books; a central dome that houses an old world charmed chandelier; a striking wall clock, the wooden finish floor, seatings and windows all add to a classical ambience.

The Menu is a mix of post colonial Kolkata and a contemporary one; a healthy mix of Nawabi, Bengali and Continental. This is rightly so because of the influence of Nawabs and British alike on the Kolkata cuisine from the pre and post colonial era. Even though the USP is the Bengali dishes but I reckon the others are equally savoured considering the mix of customers you see around. You will find a range of dishes from Mutton Rezala and Lucknowi Biriyani to Bhapa Ilish (Steamed Hilsa), Mochar ghonto (Flower of Babana), kosha mangsho (Saute’ed Muton/Chicken), bati posto (Khus Khus), chingdir malai curry (prawns cooked in coconut milk), golda chingri, Gondhoraj Bhetki (Bhetki fish), paabdaa and many more. The fish portions are soft and tender cooked and are the chief delicacies. Items like the gondhoraj lebu (fresh lime) is something you will not find in any other restaurant. The drinks menu does not lag far behind and match up to the meals with a variety of cocktails, mocktails and liquor.

The serving staff is friendly and prompt in asking for a re-serve more often than not. If you are a non-bengali and are ignorant of the Bangla dishes and you take the suggestions of the staff to decide on the Menu, I would say you are reasonably safe.

From our experience: Try out the Mochar ghonto (cooked in an odorous sorser tel that drives up your nasal way), Aam porar sorbot(roasted mango pulp juice), Bhapa ilish (Steamed Hilsa), and Luchi (Puri, a little oily though the last time we had been) with a Mutton Rezalla. Chingri dishes (malai curry) has always been a favourite but have never tried out (will perhaps try out on the next visit since I am obsessed with the Hilsa dishes and rub my hands in excitement as soon as I see it their menu; the soft and tender Hilsa just melts in your mouth wanting you to have more). The sweet dishes hold their own rights to attention with the Bhapa Sondesh (Steamed Sondesh)and the Rosogolla to name a few. On our last visit we were also surprised by a Mishti Paan (Betel Leaf with sweet stuffing) served along with the receipt. The bill wasn’t sweet though! (For more suggestions read the Time Food Guide, Pune 2009 ed):

The Robindro Songeet in the background (most of the time with an occasional adhunik) adds to the Kolkata flavour.

Overall a great treat (haven’t tried the lunch buffet yet and is next on the cards, to experience the gamut of dishes).

Rating: 4.5/5
[The wait time is usually a little more than your comfort level]

The Desolate Frame

2009-10-23T09:11:00.001+05:30

On the decrepit wall
living through the veil of time
and the wrath of fate
that once housed a radiant smile
of the cohesive pair
who no longer smiled.

Now, it tolerated its own weight
hanging with the frayed threads
The grime of time and the dust of fate
Together weaving an animated state.

It sang its own story
through the mass of dust and the damp walls
of the generous times
of pleasure and the rapture
of togetherness and love
and a perfect past.

It squealed and screamed
to bring back the smile
the love
and its benign shine.

Now, it was all done
Faith battered and scratched
Biting the bitterness
and the bare clan.

An empty frame is all it now was.

The Desultory Verse

2009-09-29T17:58:00.002+05:30

The unfinished painting
The twilight song
The incomplete story
And the unanswered call.

The unsolved mystery
The partial slice
The half-baked cake
And the unsettled brawl.

The semi greyed cells
The embryonic wit
The obscure emotion
And the perplexed psyche.

The petite vitriol
The nonchalant ecstasy
The malleable moral
And the Naïve Love.

The seditious words
Of this desultory verse
From the delirious mind
And my incoherent thoughts.

2009 - Mantra Motto Mission

2009-02-07T12:31:00.007+05:30

The New Year happens again and my resolutions too (in no particular order but I like my 13th one):

1. Say a “NO” more often and not be concerned if someone is hurt by the riposte. A “NO” spat on the face.
2. Grab success by its collars and drag down till it is owned. No beating around the bush with the “Karma” crap.
3. Believe and worship the “honesty with a twist” principle. To begin with, sign the rent receipts myself for the IT proofs.
4. Love the Akon and the Nellys. You are the greatest icons with soul quivering music and heart melting lyrics. Himesh goes in the closet. KK who?
5. Be animated and excited like the Sagarika Ghoses.
6. Act cool and à la mode with a refurbished wardrobe. Love the Tommy vests and the Benetton boxers waving a high through the pants below the a**. The stud, bandana and tattoo to match. Abhor the Rupas and Goyals.
7. Act classy and be bossy.
8. Less indulgence in pleasure. No listening to the mood and disposition. Pragmatic, PRAGMATIC, PRAGMATIC yeah.
9. Earn more and think less. No teaching the unprivileged kids any more.
10. Appreciate incessantly till the feeling is honored and established.
11. Learn to flaunt and flaunt hard. The CoA factor will come by.
12. Believe that an occasional lie never harmed anyone. Excuses will be accentuated.
13. Be Evil and think Wicked.

The Silver Lining - II

2008-11-02T10:20:00.003+05:30

Somewhere in the past, the stilted window looked at the sun peeking bright through the dark billows. She sat on the couch with a gaze through the window, feeling the warm touch of the rays. The rays touched her dusky skin and scattered through the room. The thought of him filled the space and she could feel the warmth of him like that of the rays. His thoughts were all she craved for. Every breath, every blink, every sigh and every smile reminded of him. The words he spoke echoed in her mind and silenced the knock at the door.

Startled, as she went to the door, a deep anxiety caught her. Her surprise and a bizarre trepidation greeted him at the door as they met for the third time. He could only feel the surprise though. She was suddenly feeling happy and at a loss of words at the same time. His smile had an aberrant numbness and perfunctory feel which brought all approaching affairs to a halt at the foundation and the art of which he had mastered over time. Deb had a veil on him that he so proudly held close. A part of it was conscious and played. But the part which was comatose eclipsed the other and it became increasingly difficult for her to hold her back. Her breath fell short, her eyes missed a blink, her sigh became heavy and her smile widened a degree.

Deb lived a block away and had met her during one of the art exhibitions in town. As he stared at one of the charcoal art for what seemed like an eternity trying to understand the nuances, she stood by appreciating the same work. Both admired the work in subtle silence. Deb studied art as an interest apart from his regular job. She was never an art enthusiast and eager to understand the cryptic form, quietly asked Deb about it. She made a sincere effort in listening to him for the next five minutes. The art was dissected and unfolded to its minutest details. Playing with and weaving intricate words into a lucid narration was his forte. She was so engrossed in the immaculate expression of his words that she failed to notice when he had left. But his fragrance lingered in the air.

With a widened degree of smile she opened the door. Deb had come over to invite her to the exhibition at the end of the town.

They met frequently over the next few months in the block, in the alleys and beside the Wall where he sat often. Deb often leaned on the wall with a drooping head to let his creative ideas flow. He was a copyright par excellence. The wall was a bright red brick structure and stood at the end of the alley less frequented. It had an open view of the distant fields and the expanding sky. Nearby was a Peepal tree the shadow of which covered the wall during the entire noon. It was here that hours of words, touch and feel sew through the red bricks when they met. The moonlight played a gleaming display of light and shade through the Peepal leaves in the background.

Debanjana was in love.

[...in continuation to a previous post]

Die Another Day

2007-11-13T22:04:00.000+05:30

It has been two years since the conception of this blog and over the years it has grown like a potato shrub would even when watered and manured religiously. Well, the religious part is an exaggeration because this blog has been as regular as a std VII spoilt brat doing his social science homework. I agree. But beginning the third year with such an enviable record of hits (I did once have a sincere list of well wishers who took pride in their friend’s endeavour), I feel as contended and applauded as a Shakti Kapoor would have doing a write up on India’s Nuclear Policy or an Arjun Rampal speaking to a packed audience on child labour.

Looking back, I wonder what could have gone better to give this site a decent number of hits as would a lady’s of the age of 19 penning her day to day activities (today my earring got locked in my bf’s eyebrow piercing when we embraced each other for the 119th time; I woke up at 11:15 in the morning only to find my cutie little pie Bruzo peeing on my Ritu Kumar) and getting a 67 comments on the masterpiece in an hour with 27 ‘can we be friends’ messages. Alright, the reason is clear but hey, am I entitled to justice?

Okay, the topics aren’t as researched as the analysis of the balance of body weight on a cover drive by Sachin, or as popular as a review of the latest flick of SRK, or as sensitive as a Nandigram and as thought provoking and worthy of debate as the Gujarat riots. I have however tried and succeeded to keep my writings away from personal mumbles(I loooooove my vanilla ice with a kiss of hot choclate), accusations (today as always my boss dug his nose and emptied the contents beneath the conference table while I was on the projector), and daily chores (Ooiee ma, today I managed to add salt to the tea instead of sugar and my MIL turned into a gas balloon). The point is, if the the same is written by a lady (irrespective of age) the response is understandable. But even an acquaintence would be as interested in reading a languidbeckonings by a 29 year old asinine onh how he spent last weekend, as he would be in watching a Krishi Darshan on a Friday evening.

Over the years I have tried several gimmicks aka marketing strategy. As innocent as sneaking it beneath my e-mail signatures, as blatant as sending links of my latest writes through mail with addresses in the bcc so that recipients do not comment on reply all’s but on the official comments page, as brazen as picking up a topic on the lunch table only to end it with - I have put my thoughts on my blog that I think you should check out, as desperate as leaving comments on unknown blogs and as creative as changing the background and font of the page every other day to keep readers enthused.

But sometimes I contemplate, what is it that keeps one to writing, despite the meager response? Is it the desire again to see readers appreciate a good write and feel encouraged, or a 67 comments on your post in an hour, or is it the sense of accomplishment when given oneself the gift of a good and humourous write. I think it is safe to pick up the last one and contend myself.

This blog is close to dying a premature death, but I shall give it one more chance in its third (but nascent year) to live, see the light of eminence and Die Another Day.

The Newspaper Man

2007-06-26T10:39:00.000+05:30

He was assiduously energetic in delivering his lot. Sundar had seen the dark side of life in his early years which had made him humble. He now immensely respected life and took all adversity in stride. Having to deliver newspapers at door steps was how he started his mornings. The first light saw him on his bicycle with a bundle tied up the at the back of his seat, each day every day.

Being from a lesser privileged background and losing his parents at an early age had brought him the gritty predisposition of character and will with which he now held is head high. As he pedaled his way through the streets in Mysore, Sundar saw all grades of life at sunrise as he had seen so as a child. He crossed the blatant streets with people in misery living in dilapidated brick houses who did not have the luxury of a newspaper, to the streets where he delivered his lot. He threw the paper in the plush lawns and there came running the pet carrying the newspaper inside to his master. He watched the money plants and crotons rising through the walls of the bungalows which had its bricks polished impeccably and windows with shining glasses. Seeing this he pedaled to the next house.

The uphill ride on his way back was a strenuous task. Every pedal stroke reminded him of the pains he had been through in the days gone by. The strokes however were no more a pain to him. It was like a daily endeavor that he mastered to perfection with his breath synchronized to his rhythm. After he reached the top he always halted and took a deep breath as a mark of celebration and accomplishment. The morning was over here and the day took over. Over the years he worked on several moderately paying jobs with equal aplomb but never quit his morning job. This was a work he was born to do. Little did the man reading the newspaper on his easy chair, sipping the hot morning coffee realize that the payment at the end of the month for the thirty rounds of paper went to the self righteous man who had once had to work at his kinfolk’s place to earn the next hours meal and who left them bidding a thank you. He was all of sixteen when he took the job and continued since.

It was on a Sunday morning with the breeze flowing gently on his face. Sundar stopped by the modest yellow house with a rose shrub mounted on a usually closed window. The walls had become pale over the years but the rose on the window pane were incredibly red. There was not a day that he saw the shrub without a flower or a bud on it. But today the shrub had been pale too with no flowers to boast. Instead of throwing the newspaper above the gate, he went in towards the window. Before this he collected some water in a container from the garden. As he was watering the plant, the window opened and there stood Savitri on the other side with a container too. She said that she had no idea why the plant was dying. They watered the plant together. As he was leaving he handed over the paper to her and said, don’t worry, times will change. The sudden breeze blew her hair back and he saw the glimmer in her eyes.

They watered the plant together for the next few days and when delivering the next Sunday Times, he saw the plant boasting a bud. That day he talked to her for over an hour and got late to work. He didn’t mind though.

Years passed by and Sundar now has two bright children. He was decisive that his end of studies after the eighth grade will never be repeated again. The children visit reputed schools in the city.

As he returns home today after delivering newspapers, a home which does not have polished bricks, shining glasses on windows or crotons rising up the wall, has Savitri waiting for him at the door with a hot cup of coffee and has the same twinkle in the eyes he had seen for the first time fifteen years ago. The rose shrub blossoming implausibly red roses in the entire town looks in awe.

[Inspired by a real life, but exaggerated at places for reader’s fervor]

Moments

2007-06-17T11:38:00.000+05:30

The brevity of the moment
that lasted a beat of her heart,
was nothing short of a lifetime
that changed her apart.

The conceit of the erudite
the ostentation of the juvenile,
the beauty of a thousand smiles
was quietly falling apart.

She watched her reflect
and she saw her ethereal self
for once she fathomed
what the moment meant.

~Suprabhat

O Venus, I am thy Slave!

2007-06-03T21:31:00.000+05:30

Sultry Saturday afternoon. Perfect day to grab a post lunch drink and settle on the bean bag and surf for mundane programs. I go surfing and reach the fag end of the entertainment channel band. The ice is slowly melting.

Zoom TV (isko dekho!). Bejan Daruwala is covering most of the TV screen and sermonizing in his atypical ishtyle. Scroll at the bottom reads [Court refuses to accept Amitabh Bacchhan as a farmer] and [Yes, I am married and expecting – Mahima Chaudhary] and [Shilpa shetty to be honoured by Radio Mirchi’s achievers forum]

Alright, looks interesting enough to hold on for a few more minutes.

If you haven’t heard of Bejan Daruwala, you ought to bang your head with the first stone that you can see around. Alright, hold on before you do so. Because the sermon today is all on stones, precious in this case, and a concealed marketing gimmick which the viewer will require the intelligence of a Mr. Holmes to crack.

Comes the turn of Taurus and this interests me further.

“Vrishab rashi ka grah shukr hai. Aap ki zindagi mein shukr ka bahut prabhav hai. Yadi aap apne karobar aur nizi zindagi me khushali chahte hain to Global sky shop ki nirmit Topaz stone bayen haath ke choti ungli mein pahene” - Bejan

[And a footage shows thereafter]

“Main ek businessman hoon aur kayi saalon se meri zindagi mein koi samridhi nahi thi. Main pareshan ho gaya tha. Meri biwi ke saath aksar anban hoti thi. Phir maine Global Sky shop ka Topaz pahana. Ab mein bahut khush hoon. Meri biwi se ab mere relations bahut acche hain. Mujhe karobar mein din dugni, raat chauguni munafa hua hai. Thank you global sky shop products”.

This continues with a recommendation of Turquoise for a Sagittarius, a Ruby for a Virgo …

The candor of the “real life people” shown in the footage impresses me beyond a doubt.

I too now realize the importance of Shukr in my life. Venus, in other words, influences me a lot. I realize that my daily chores, work and relationship is visibly affected by its presence. As I think about this, I recall an episode from Turning Point (Doordarshan) where queries were taken up by Prof Yashpal Sharma, the eminent Scinetist. He said that the gravitational pull that a person 1 ft away exerts on you is more than that exerted by a distant planet or even the Moon by several multiples. That way the person should influence you more than any of the planets in the solar system. I being a believer in the scientific school of thoughts agreed with this. But having watched the charisma and fame of Bejan, I now differ. I can actually feel Venus attracting me every minute and guiding me to say what I say, do what I do, feel what I feel and achieve what is destined for me.

O, mother Venus. I am thy slave.

The first thing I shall do next is call up Global Sky Shop (I made it a point to nore down the number and product code) and order for a Topaz and decorate my little finger on the left with its shine which will guide my life to prosperity and well being.

Ab meri zindagi mein bhi dher saari khushiyan hongi aur main bhi kaamyaab banunga.

Sourav on Saris

2007-03-21T11:00:00.000+05:30

And if you thought MS Dhoni in an engine oil advertisement with propaganda of his nuances of drinking milk everyday was a well thought ad campaign (selling both the product and supplementary milk products), you have not seen it all.

Dada is being featured on the Bengali Tanter Sari in Katwa, Burdwan. "We are making about 150 pieces with Sourav Ganguly in action featured on those. We hope the Sourav saris would be in demand," said a handloom weaver at Katwa. You sure do, and I see all ladies rushing to the shops to catch the latest sensation in action depicted not in posters and banners but the all humble sari. Now, this is what is considered to be a bright selling proposition. “Aam ke aam, guthliyon ke daam”, the saris selling like hot cakes and ladies holding their head high in Pride and Honour, in support of their beloved Dada.

O Sourav, a salute to your uncompromising fan following! I am sure you will be all pleased, wrapped around beautiful ladies, which will add to your passion and belief to win matches for India. We shall support you in this WC and always by wearing the 6 yards religiously in all your forthcoming games.

The Silver Lining

2007-03-11T15:45:00.000+05:30

She walked on the road like an impassive being and knew not what lay ahead. The clouds were turning darker by the minute. Trees swayed in the wind and the dust took over the lingering visibility. She walked withholding a lifetime in her palms which held a fistful of perpetual thoughts.

She walked across the wall much visited. The wall had a different and atypical look to its colour today. The bricks were beginning to loosen. The cementing between the bricks had turned into a lump of faded adhesive and was trying hard to hold on to the blocks. The colour had turned from a bright red to a depressing shade. The chameleon on the wall had attuned its colour too. She recalled the defining moments of her life spent inclining on the very wall. Hours of words, touch and feel that were sewn through the bricks were now splitting apart with the dilapidated wall.

The clouds meanwhile were getting darker and mysterious. There was a vitriolic rumbling in the thunder. The thunder shook the ground below her feet and she felt the earth reciprocating the sky through her. And then it poured in a sudden vehemence. The water fell and wet the dry earth in a hurry. Rivulets begun flowing and soon turned into a canal of restless water. It was ominous but there was a characteristic softness in the flow. The water made its own way traversing the most convenient path.

The specs of dust and sweat on her face were washing away in a hurry too. The tears slowly became difficult to distinguish from the water on her face. Her lips were slowly giving way to a slight upward curve and a contended smile. The droplets accumulated on her brows and then dried away.

She looked at her empty palms and she ran. And ran, like she never did before. The anklet on her left leg broke away and so did the embedded beads. The beads spread accross the sand in all quarters sparkling along with the solemn droplets. The air started smelling fresh again.

The sun was now peeking bright, through the dark billows. She was Debanjana, the silver lining in the cloud.

Profound thoughts ... You and I

2007-03-03T11:44:00.000+05:30

Like an aaloo to a vada
And a vada to a pav
like the pav to a bhaaji
You are to Me.

Like a tree to the air
and the air to a nose
Like the nose to a Himesh
You are to Me.

Like a fuel to an engine
and an engine to a car
like the broken car to a mechanic
You are to Me.

Like a key to a lock
and a lock to a house
like the house to a robber
You are to Me.

Like cotton to a pillow
and a pillow to a bed
Like the bed to a lazy bum
You are to Me.

Like the water to the grass
and the grass to a cow
like the cow to a milkman
You are to Me.

Like the fire to a match
and a match to a bidi
like a bidi to a smoker
You are to Me.

Like the carbon to a diamond
and a diamond to a stud
like a stud to a cool dude
You are to Me.

You mean more to me ...

than a fish to a Cat
and a bone to a dog
the hay to a horse
and happiness to a remorse.

Let's be happy forever. I Love you. Sayonee.

~Suprabhat
(a letter to a Loved one)

Shallow Waters

2007-02-19T11:45:00.000+05:30

Living in shallow waters
among the comfort of the knowns
breathing the same breath
today once more.

The falls are far
and rapids are none
ripples are rare
and the tranquil water beckons.

I see a bright silhoutte
somewhere round the horizon
only to fall again
inside the shadows of my own.

~Suprabhat

Honesty with a Twist

2007-02-16T10:56:00.000+05:30

“Ideals are important and you should stick to them but to be in a position of choice sometimes ideals have to take a back seat. The world is a difficult place, make sure you get into the position of choice. Do not sell your soul but keep it locked for a while if need be. Once you are in a position of choice and you are successful, do not ever sell your soul or make the wrong choices. Then god, or your own conscience will never forgive you.” - SRK

Message from SRK to the youngsters of today! Integrity personified.

Well, straight from the horse’s mouth. How very true a counsel. God and your own conscience will forgive you if you do so on the path of success and climbing the ladder but once you are The Achiever and sitting atop, and you indulge yourselves in the same act of loosened disposition then God and your conscience will be belligerent. Words of immense wisdom that I will stick to my heart and soul till I die. In other words “honesty with a twist”! Right, and thou shall excuse.

I am sure this message will lead our youngsters to the path of integrity and credibility and a positive approach towards things at large.

The World is indeed a difficult place. O youngster of the day, follow the message religiously and you shall be as successful as a pack of hyenas chasing the loan deer, as satisfied as a Seamer clinching the tail ender and have a soul as clean as a Harpic cleaned WC!

Don - the chase fails

2006-10-23T18:40:00.000+05:30

Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai. These words echo in the ears and would do so for years to come, thanks to the immortal character sketched in the yesteryears.

The classic had three singular characters played by Amitabh. One where he plays the Don, the second being the simpleton Vijay and the third a surrogate enacting the Don’s characters. The incorrigible rogue with his suave mannerisms and sinuous acts of crime; the naïve simpleton with his country side roots and a soft corner for the children; and the precocious surrogate who dons the Don’s shoes were like three sides of the same coin! The most difficult of the trio was playing the third character where the audience visualizes the simpleton in him and realizes that he is actually enacting a character, whereas the gang in the cinema is to believe that he indeed is the Don. An amazingly complicated acting portfolio which was acted to perfection.

The revised Don had this aspect completely missing in the movie. This however may be pardoned considering that the protagonist is played not by Amitabh but SRK and because of the twist in the storyline. Even if the storyline was kept the same I have my doubts if it could ever have been played even a trifle close to the original. In an attempt to add sophistication to the character Farhan misses on “developing” the Don’s character and rather devotes in style content. For instance the scene with Don in the tub and grin to the takes of Tom and Jerry adds nothing to the character but only reflects an incomplete attempt to establish a non existent character. The style factor could not however outweigh the poor characterization. The imperative character of JJ leaves no impact whatsoever in the new version. Somebody once said that Arjun Rampal can be replaced with a chair in all his movies. An example is Don.

Impressed by the sheer prominence of the character (that one has perhaps revered in his childhood) does not entitle him to remake a masterpiece. But hold on. Farhan in his televised interview stated that this is not a remake but his “interpretation” of the movie Don. If at all this is an interpretation then why are the key monologues from the original version lifted like Roma airlifts the entire van to add vanity and style. To top it the entire soundtrack is copied with minor variations adding techno beats and a few added stanzas. And if it indeed is a remake then why the original plot is tinkered with beats me.

An earnest attempt has been made by Farhan Akhtar to impart his interpretation of Don which falls flat on its back. No doubt he was taken in by the audacity of the character, the immortal dialogues and the amazing soundtrack and got lured to interpret it on his own. But sorry Farhan, your interpretation is abysmal to say the least and any attempt to vindicate your plot through post release interviews will add no value to your misadventure.

Salute to Salim-Javed for the screenplay/dialogues, Chandra Barot for the direction and Kalyanji-Anandji for the music of this 1978 masterpiece.

Don banana mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai.

This is not a movie review or the nuances of acting and the histrionics of the actors, but an “interpretation” of the idea behind Version 2.0

Shore Temple - Mahabalipuram

2006-09-13T19:11:00.000+05:30

KshatriyaSimhesvara and RajaSimhesvara collectively called "Shore Temple".

Built by King Narasimha Varman II (AD 700-728) of the Pallava Dynasty.

Location: 45 Kms south to Chennai.

The two sanctorums are dedicated to Lord Vishnu and Lord Shiva. The east facing KshatriyaSimhesvara also has the santum enshrining Somaskanda (Lord Shiva/Som, Goddess Uma/Parvati and son Skanda)

A beautiful place overlooking The Bay of Bengal that was built to catch the first rays of the rising sun.

Behind the Wheels

2006-08-22T11:30:00.000+05:30

What more can one ask for? Behind the steering wheels of your favourite car (ambassador), listening to your favourite music in repeat mode (Aashiq banaya aapne remix version) and with the best of friends/family to accompany on a 100km stretch of 6 lane highway. Nothing more indeed. However one is disheartened if the above arrangement is not to the avail. Well, you don’t mind settling for a subtly less glamourous Audi convertible and Dire Straits/Kishore playing in the background do you?

Glamourous it may be, but not always, considering the several woes that are invariably associated with driving on city roads. Some universal truths and best practices:

If you believe a lady (irrespective of age, and ofcourse beauty) driving a two wheeler in the front, you ought to have a paradigm shift in your beliefs. This elite class tends to change directions (mirrors are a ladies best friend, but not on road) and accelerate that will put a F12 fighter pilot to shame and make him go back to the training sessions. Beauty and brains converge to reflect the above truth while they drive.
Best Practice: With all due respect to the lady, cautiously overtake with an occasional horn so you don’t have to panic when the inevitable turning happens.

Senior citizens crossing the roads tend to cross looking straight ahead and never to their left or right. They need a lesson in the same class as nursery students, learning the basics of crossing a road.
Best Practice: At any point of time, of them crossing the road, do not blow the horn, else they would stop right in the middle and look at you with an enviable benevolence. The wise thing to do is to slow down, let them pass by and you are clear.

Kids do not differentiate between crossing a road and a 100m athletic sprint. They are guided by the constant motive and urge of beating the vehicle. To give the passing vehicle some footage they start the dash as late as possible (They are a fair game after all) and as abruptly as a gun shot.
Best Practice: The farther away you spot the kids’ gang, the better. They are likely to cross anytime before you reach them but not thereafter. So take off your toes from the accelerator and lay them on the brakes till the kids have crossed.

Nearing an Auto rickshaw should be avoided like a fuel from a wild fire. There is every chance that they corner you and give your new and precious car the need for a nice little face lift. The extent of use of an indicator in an auto or the signaling by hand is as frequent as the use of water in a European WC/toilet.
Best Practice: Keep a distance from the flying object as much as possible from the behind or while overtaking sideways. They are deaf to horns and incessant honk will have absolutely no impact, other than your partner getting down and taking the auto instead.

Other than these, there are other traveling woes which you will or would have faced sometime or the other in your driving career!

Back seat driving – Watch out there is a hump ahead; why don’t you put the indicator here; there is a lorry in the rear; there is a lorry in the front; I can see some kids ahead; the lights are red, halt; go slow, do not overtake; okay, now you should overtake, you can put on the high beam now. And the likes. Makes one feel like opening the door and jumping out.

Traffic lights are still counting 3, 2 ... and the driver in the rear vehicle honking like his pants are on fire.

Traffic lights are still orange and the vehicle on your front already sped away only to slow down a while later and you conveniently overtaking it (I choose to forgive these impulsive drivers).

Your partner constantly skips your favourite music playing (Himesh) with some weird choices of soft romantic (how very unromantic).

Vehicles coming off the opposite with high beam and if not on high beam then with only their left headlight on (who will take the trouble of fixing it as long as one of them glows!).

Vehicles on the front moving at the speed comparable to a grandpa walking with his grandchildren and not bothering to take the efforts of changing lanes.

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Inspite of the despair, driving shall nevertheless be a pleasure as long one drives his choicest cars, can listen to good music, chat with close ones and drive to his favourite destinations.

Candid Conversations with Capil

2006-08-17T14:07:00.000+05:30

Category: Personal

Following is an intensely personal post and any resemblance to persons in real life may be coincidental. Readers not able to correlate with the ideas may please choose to ignore the post. Others may choose to browse through the mostly harmless contents.

The protagonist Capil is an imaginary character marked with immense wit, wry humour and an occasional characteristic baloney dialogue which you will love nevertheless.

Scene: Project party with the unit heads and drinks on the menu to go with.
(Question addressed to Capil from one of the unit heads as he is sitting next to him)
FG: What does RS do?
(Intended question is, I have heard lots about RS, what does he work on?
(RS is a manager of high repute in the organization)
Capil: RS does his own work!
(A splendid answer indeed after a couple of margaritas!)
Follow up: FG gulps down the rest of his drink and has an expression that tells he doesn’t know how to respond, but looks in admiration at Capil.

Scene: Capil leaving for work with a non-ironed shirt (trademark)
SM: Capil, your shirt is crumpled from behind, I guess it needs an ironing.
Capil: Cool hai, I am taking my car, it will get pressed by the time I reach office.
[I leave the rest (ironing the front side) to your wild imaginations]
Follow up: SM decides to buy a car and save on the efforts of daily ironing.

Scene: Hanging out with friends over casual talks. Topic of discussion being how do we know the extent of ones hanging belly.
Capil: See, if the Emp id tag hangs at an angle from the vertical reference, be sure that you have a protruding belly, else if hanging vertical you are on the safe side.
Even a structural engineer will have goosebumps hearing this and think of his incompetence in coming up with such ingenious ideas.
Follow up: Everyone tries to immediately straighten their tags as much as possible, taking a deep breath!

Scene: Capil driving home during twilight and rides a buffalo on his car bonnet, inspite of being a driver extraordinaire.
The next day:
Capil: Yesterday, during the night I could not see very well, though I was driving very slow a black coloured cow came in front of my vehicle and I couldn’t see the cow (since it was black) and drove right through.
Follow up: The cow thanks Capil for the warm gesture and moos away!
Such an animal lover he is, giving free rides to cows in the night. How noble.

Scene: At a party (in a much frequented restaurant) with AJ who is getting married shortly.
Capil: What will happen of you when you are married and are here. You will have a tuff time. What drink are you going to order then, cos he invariably brings your fav drink without ordering ;)?
(during normal times AJ orders alcoholic beverages)
AJ: When I get married and come over here I would order for two mango lassis.
Capil: He he, then the owner would ask “Kya aapki wife do do lassi piyengi”?
Follow up: AJ thinks it is a valid point and he has to come up with a different idea now!

Scene: Antakshari, letter “Ka”
Capil: Kajrare kajrare tere kaale kaale naina ...
Scene: Antakshari continues, letter “Ma”
Capil: Mera chain wain sab ujada ...
Follow up: Junta is inspired by the innovation and tries the same funda over other songs!

Orkut: Favourite cuisine.
Capil: Long drinks/cocktails/Whisky On the rocks

Orkut: Favourite tv shows.
Capil: Sansani, Vardaat, Kaal Kapaal mahakaal, Kahani Ghar ghar ki, Kussum, KSBKBT, Kumkum, Koi to hai, kora kagaz, Kavya-Anjali
(Capil has a great fascination for the letter K, though his name starts with C, doesn’t matter though, the phonetics are the same)
Follow up: the TRP ratings of the above has soared since Capil has published his likings!

Orkut: About Me
Capil: I m a good boy with bad habits and bitter taste
(Capil has put up the above caption in his matrimonial column, and the ladies are pouring in lrc, bowled over by his honesty)

Capil also has three look-alikes and the four hang out together most often. Not all of them are as smart as Capil though. On the frame below (a painting that shows how the Capil’s would have looked in real life). Capil, our hero, is at your extreme right, smiling as there is no tomorrow.

Readers are welcome to add to this imaginary script and pour in their ideas. And do remember that “Sab bakwaas hai”.

Watch out this space for more. Coming up sometime soon: Candid Conversations with Candya.

The Singing Sensation ...

2006-07-28T09:35:00.000+05:30

and the phenomenon called Himesh Reshammiya has indeed done a greater good to the Indian music arena in the last eight years than perhaps all the music directors put together. With implausible vocals and a non- cacophonic music score, he is the darling of the music aficionados and the masses alike including me. The composure in the voice and with its wide range has earned him laurels throughout and will do so down the years. We ought not to question the cult status he has achieved harboring the immense and unique talent of his.

He started off producing tele serials like Andaz (Zee TV) and had the noble idea of composing for his own serials thus gifting the Indian audience the opportunity to enjoy his work. How noble was the decision is apparent today after he has entered the world of movie background score and also lend his impeccable voice.

Naam tera tera ... is one of his recent chart toppers. Undoubtedly so. The genuine and original add of the nasal septum to the voice is unparalleled. Imagine a bull roaring through the nostrils in melancholy. Sad and outrageous at the same time, with a reiteration of the main “raga” time and again reminding the audience of the depth of the song and lyrics like a hypnotic act. Go to any hip pub in the city and you wouldn’t be back with a remix version of Aashiq banaya apne and Woh lamhe and watching the maddening crowd dancing to his tunes. Oh, those lamhe’s are a bliss.

Do not be surprised if he takes to acting sooner or later. He is sure to get a break after his outstanding performance in one of his compositions Tu yaad na aaye aisa koi din nahi. The partisans of Vijendra Ghadge of yesteryears, Atul Agnihotri and Arjun Rampal of recent times and a Mohit Alawat(James fame) off late may beware, Himesh will give them the run for their money once he is into his acting shoes. I am waiting for a movie with the lead actor adorned by Himesh more than I wait for the next Karan Johar flick.

“If I am saying that it is the best music of next year then see I have to face you people also. So, I know ki joote bhi pad sakte hain. So, itne confidence se kah raha hoon to sure hoon to kah raha hoon. (I know I can be a flop. But I am saying it with so much confidence as I know I will be a hit)”. This is what he had to say about his release “Namsate London” next year.Such is the confidence of his that he predicts the popularity of his forthcoming releases with such ease. No doubt he has understood the pulse of the audience more than Sameer has realized the audience’s love of his lyrics.

Just let any other singer of the high league sing the song Love you unconditionally Soniye and he is bound to take a hundred tries just to get the mukhda right. But Himesh sings it with such ease and finesse that you remain glued and avert all your desire to change the channel at once.

What have you done to me? I remain eternally glued to the television on hearing a Ahista ahista and a tera suroor and it requires a Shivvardhan Trivedi(of Sansani fame) to get me back on track to the real world! Thank you. Love you unconditionally.

The Pride of a Man !

2006-05-20T13:06:00.000+05:30

The tuft of hair that adorns the upper lip of men is often debated to be the highest echelons of Pride in him. No doubt it is, and will be for ages to come. Of what else can a man be identified more, than this beauty of a god’s creation that sits candidly on his lip and hangs around him equally in times of elation and distress?

What a pen means to a paper, an icing means to a cake, a stereo to a dash board, and a key to a safe? So is also Man’s beauty, which is incomplete without this phenomenon known as a Moustache. Hairs and the government come and fall, skin and the trees wrinkles, memory and friends die, relations and beliefs break, jobs and money are lost, the woman leaves, children forget, times fly but the Moustache clings on to the man till he dies. And all this without a thing sought in return except an occasional trim here and a whisk there. This dogged persistence through ages and the humble part it plays in enriching a Man’s appeal makes it the object of pride and possession. Without doubt.

The women with the clichéd rant that the tache of a Man is a bottleneck to the second best thing their lips are made for, are vehemently selfish. How they would like a man to do away with his lifetime possession for a momentary bliss is beyond belief. It is strange but true that they do admire their father and grandpa who sport one, but when it comes to their love interest the views are the opposite. Now the ladies may argue why the king of hearts is the only one without moustache and what makes him the “King of hearts” different from the rest. Well, they do not realize the difference between a man in flesh and blood with his golden heart and a sincere moustache and the hearts of a pack of filthy cards designed to gamble the last blood of him. Reprehensible.

Mahatma Gandhi, Adolf Hitler, Charlie Chaplin, Nietzsche and Einstein are a few names to reckon when it comes to this debate. Some of these great men are known for their distinct styles of moustache. Can one imagine an Einstein or a Nietzsche without his moustache at any point of their lives? Never.

Some of my personal favourites are the handlebar sported by Mangal Pandey(that I would have loved to wear if not for this hard and cruel corporate world that mocks anything which is out of the league and draws attention) and the Nosebeard sported by a young Einstein (and which I sport now). Apart from this the other styles worth a praise are the Walrus(Nietzsche) and the toothbrush(Hitler and Chalpin). Some of the other common ones are the Pencil(looks like a draw with a pencil) and the Manchu (flowing like a stream down the sides and long like the roots of a banyan). Incredible aura.

There are several advantages other than to embellish a Man’s look. The mouth is guarded from a perennially running nose or tears flowing the cheeks (yes, the strongest of men do cry), a baby in arms gets the pleasure of playing with it and a heart warming tickle in the cheeks when kissed (one does always see the jubilation on the face of the baby when this happens). It is a neighbour’s envy (who does not own one) and the owner’s pride. Beep -> Some men have a better source to play with and caress at leisure <- Beep. The list goes on and will require a book to do justice.

This aura and pride will continue with mankind as long as noble and great men will choose to take this legacy of growing a moustache and teach the generations to come of its virtues. Long live such men and their legacy!

Todays, how I wish were yesterdays.

2006-01-04T10:31:00.000+05:30

The days were glorious when learning was all that easy. Be it a new song, derived formulae, a new game of cards or board, a new lesson in music, a new language or a new script. It came all naturally enough not to pay a wee bit of second efforts in gaining the master hand. And definitely it was the master hand and not something half hearted and abridged. The days of sinuous fingers, precocious grey matter and a zealous mind. The syndicate of the three was indeed glorious.

I am not so sure if the same holds any good today. Time takes its toll and fast does it do. It now takes twice and more of sustained efforts to reach the same level of subtlety. The zealous mind isn’t all that zealous, the grey matter precocious but not at the same briskness, and the fingers not all that dexterous. All this flashes in my mind when I am playing an instrument today, trying to play with a clinical engineer's mind rather than that of an artist's soul. I am feeling the lack of skill and the desire, I once boasted like a virtuoso.

Todays, how I wish were yesterdays.

Close to Nature

2005-12-18T12:53:00.000+05:30

Beneath the falls I strive to rise
rise high above and lone,
a look so resolute, makes them think
is it Me, or the nature beckons ?

[Gagan chukki falls, Kaveri at Sivasamudram]

Travelogue - Namdroling Moastery

2005-12-13T18:50:00.000+05:30

The clouds were just sublime enough to give us a head start for the trip to Nisargadhama and the Golden Temple near kushalnagar, Coorg, in Karnataka. The day was cool and the Sun was just starting to gain its way through the thick clouds. A journey of 2.5 hours in the bus was mostly spent singing, though sporadically I was stealing a glimpse to look for any scenic landscape through the ways. The landscape was mostly barren throughout with little or no signs of vegetation. Having reached Kushalnagar I was expecting some Tibetan cuisine nearby to have lunch at but our group settled for the ubiquitous South Indian thali that was safe and devoid of the likely pains of experimentation.

The Golden Temple was our second halt of the day after the fun at the Nisargadhama bamboo forests. There are numerous Tibetian camps in and around bylakuppe around 5 kms from Kushalnagar. The place of interest for us was the Buddhist Golden temple, Namdroling Nyingmapa Monastery, in one of these camps. This was my first ever visit to any monastery. The air was of an absolute serenity with the monks carrying on their daily rituals as we entered the premises. Wondering how the feeling would be to be part of a community or camp with people visiting all the while and throughout the day studying the temple architecture the life style and the religion, I moved on. The residents as I saw were not distressed by the demeanor of the tourists taking out camera shots at every possible opportunity and studying with curiosity.

The main temple is decorated richly both from the exterior and the interiors in the sanctorum. The outside hosts a beautiful garden maintained to perfection, but it is the interiors that leaves one amazed.

The sanctorum houses the three immense deities of Lord Padmasdambhava, Lord Buddha and Lord Amitayus. The statue of Lord Buddha is 60ft in height and the height of the other two statues are 58ft. They are made of copper and plated with Gold. Inside the statues are scriptures, relics, small clay mould stupas and small statues. The dazzle from the statues illuminates the entire dome producing an air of colossal tranquility and one can sit hours on end admiring the work or meditating. The walls are adorned with huge paintings depicting the religious rituals traditions and myths. The dome is held by magnificient works on the pillars leaving an opening on the top for sunlight to wash the statues.

The campus is huge and stages another temple on the front. The rear of the campus is elaborate with hostels and playgrounds where children can be seen playing cricket in their traditional dresses.

The entire periphery of the temple premises is surrounded by scriptures and religious texts on flags and turning cylinders (Could’nt gather what these are called). These are supposed to be turned and read once a day by the residents.

This was a short superficial take on the Namdroling Monastery . It is a regret that we could not get enough time to interact with the inhabitants and get an insight into the life style and living (missing the tibetian cuisine too earlier!). We left the temple in an hour or so with thought lingering on what the monks and priests do for a living, how do they entertain themselves, what is their religious texts like, do they study physics or metaphysics, who is their favourite actress, what is their language like and above all what is their favourite dish !

Please be visiting this place at leisure with time to look around and interact with the residents. Else you have to return admiring only the immense statues and the desolate rose in the garden.

This happens on a bad day ...

2005-11-30T19:36:00.000+05:30

One fine day two friends a Constant and e^x are walking down an alley and see a derivative operator walking from the other end.

Constant : Oh, I should run for my life as he will reduce me to nothing.
[saying this he runs away]

e^x : Well, I have nothing to worry about!

And he walks to the derivative and says...

Hi, I am e^x

Derivative : Nice to meet you, I am d/dy.

The Last Autumn Leaf

2005-11-29T20:57:00.000+05:30

Those were the times
when you looked at Me,
and then you smiled
for the last you could see.

What kept you from falling?
I was waiting,
Waiting for a new horizon
the birth of another spring.

And the last hold on your branch
the last moments at your death,
was like holding eternity
in My very own breath.

Those were the moments of truth
the moments of life,
the moments of grief
yet the desire was all Mine.

You still looked at Me
and smiled at My death,
for there I lay, seeing you
holding My last breath.

Then I realized
that the smile was only Mine,
as I knew
that I too shall have to die.

In those last moments
I could see a New Horizon,
the deep red sky
and the fire again.

And then you fell to the ground
to give birth to The New Spring,
as you are
The Last Autumn Leaf.

And I was born again ...

~ Suprabhat

Hum hue Paagal

2005-11-28T15:44:00.000+05:30

Things don’t get worse on a beautiful Sunday evening when you decide to watch one of the latest comedy flicks in town. Things could have been better still had you left the theatre half way through. It’s a big disappointment to watch the Akshay, Paresh, Suneil and Vikram Bhatt combo Deewane Hue Paagal after the earlier likeable version Awaara Paagal Deewana. This one stands no where near the earlier, though an honest but over the board attempt was made to replicate.

The story begins with Vivek Oberoi as the “sutradhar” who is supposed to walk you through the movie but after a quarter vanishes into thin air. The character and quality of a movie can almost be judged in the first 15 min and vivek did a good job in letting the audience judge it, with a poorly rhymed narration!! There are times when a storyline as thin as a wafer survives with the handling of the theme and giving it a respectable comic character. These are the movies you know has a complete absurd base and stupidity deep in the core but emerges as a success, much of it depending on the way it is controlled with a good mix of humour, acting nuances and above all the script. DHP though has a fair mix of all but falters and is still a let down.

The script of DHP though has its moments but most of the time drags. The dialogues/monologues (Neeraj Vora and Abbas Hirapurwala) of the film seems to have been written first with an assortment of jokes from here and there and then fitted like a jigsaw puzzle to complete the movie. The director/writer seems to be obsessed with the fact that it a comedy and each line of the script should be responded from the audience with a laugh. However, the writer makes an honest and commendable attempt to keep the humour verbal without any obscene overtone (which is seen often in movies offlate and the audience seem to enjoy it) and not go into tickled laughter like one slipping over a banana. The scenes of the dog riot on shahid, suniel trying to pick up the paper and the way he drags around and the quintessential stunts at the end could have been done away with. The stunts though shot well are not in sync with the movie and sit up straight at your face towards the end.

The film has its moments though and many of them through the 3 hours. Akshay carries most of the movie on himself. It is rare to see an actor perform the same character in 5 different movies and still do so convincingly with complete ease and finesse. The director knows this and capitalizes well. The second half sees more of Paresh. I do not understand the fixated approach of every director in drawing his role. His roles have been replicated so much so that he now looks to be intentionally asinine through no fault of his own. It is high time he stops playing these and let the glory of “hera pheri” or “hungama” rest in peace. Suneil works honestly but below standards. The least spoken of Shahid the better. Johnny lever has his moments but is sidelined. Wasted are the talents of Om Puri, Supriya and Asrani (why was he in the frame fails me). Om Puri would have done better with a bigger chunk of the pie. Small roles in the movie by Suresh Menon (Veerappan) and Akshay’s assistant “Dubey ji” (I forget his name) are good and have been casted well. Rimii Sen has a photogenic smile which again the director capitalizes well and has the entire lot of men swooning. Other than this (she is supposed to be the essence of the movie with the plot rotating around her) she is only a dancing doll with the wierdest of attires all through the movie.

Anu Malick is self obsessed at his best lending his voice in most of the songs. Gawd!! When will he ever compose a song for himself with a triffle variation in his voice modulation and devoid of the tumbuktoo kind of lyrics. Spare us Anu. All the songs are out of place and the least melodious.

The movie has a vast repertoire of actors and Vikram bhatt has done a good job though in holding them all together till the very end and doing justice to “most” of them.

If you want a peaceful weekend eve and not get into a chaotic state of mind for a better part of 3 hrs, try and avoid the movie. If however you are a die hard fan of Akshay and Paresh and can tolerate the rest of the gang take your chances.

My Rating: 1.5/5

An ode to the legendary RC

2005-11-17T10:46:00.000+05:30

For those who haven’t heard of the legendary Raju Chacha or haven’t had a taste of his dishes, here goes.

He is the latest DJ (Dish Jockey) sensation of the town. For all the fans of DJ Akeel and the likes, Raju Chacha aka DJ RC, will force you to disregard all that inane stuff. He can remix anything and everything in the refrigerator, be it bhindi with beans, chicken with coconut or haldi toppings on the everyday omlette, you name it. The subcontinental cuisine at its best.

Heard of “songs on demand” or “music on call”? Get ready now for “food on demand”. You suggest the dish and leave the rest to his consummate hands. In no time will you have your fav dish served out hot, garnished and all that. He is a believer of consistency and has a fixed masala base for all the dishes (So you have the same “good” taste in all his preparations, be it chole, baingan, rajma or chicken). How noble.

His funky language will make you dance to his tunes and a German go limp with shame and guilt on his usage of tense.
RC: “Main kal aaya tha na.” -> Meaning I will be coming tomorrow!
(I am learning these nuances to keep up to his skills, easier was learning the German grammar ... I come)

RC also has a great foresight and is precocious enough to know what will be asked of him next.
Varun: RC, aaj sabji nahi banayi aapne ?
RC : Sir, aata khatam ho gaya. Main kal laya tha na.
[See ... he knows what is coming next]

His innovation with instruments is commendable to say the least. The other day he used a cloth hanger (So what if it was old and rusted) to make a “chalni” to drain out puris from a deep frying pan. Now that is simply WOW!!! Ever heard of this concept before? Makes an engineer shy away.

Bet you will forget Domino’s if you had a taste of his omlettes. Where else would you find toppings of tomato, onion, dhania leaves and haldi? He can do a chicken topping also on your omlette(on demand).

RC has been getting lucrative offers form all quarters of the town, in star hotels and high end restaurants but is keeping with us for old times sake(lucky us). Driven by values.

All this and still more, words defy me when I describe to you the legendary RC!

Hail Raju Chacha!!!
[He who serves is the greatest soul]

Hummmm rahen ya na rahen ... yaad ayaa tha na ye pal ...

Cacoethes scribendi

2005-09-21T15:03:00.000+05:30

The urge has finally taken shape and what better way than a Blog, the classical pen and note giving vent to a login and typing. I like things easy and with the least of efforts, and I give myself a pat on the back now having indeed made to this point going through hazaar "continues" and accepting terms/conditions (I try to remember the last time I had accepted a condition, religiously going through the text).

Now that the stage is set, it is time I think of something worthwhile to write. Though the motive is to curb the passion to fill the blog with random thoughts, the most convenient route may take over, which infact are random thoughts scattered somewhere deep inside my cells, about Life, Universe and Everything [IPR violations may be unintentional :)] but definitely not an integer.

More of the likes in my forthcoming writes ... if I remember that I own a blog.

Back to the daily routine of bits and bytes now, and the agony of seeing ganguly wither for sweet nothings (he has gone for 16 with a SR of 32, seeing India win however eases the pain) , yet another coffee mug in hand and the desire to go home before dusk and grab the PS2 console or the unfinished book.

Drawing the curtains today, know not when I will be back here again , but soon it shall be.

[Have to figure out now why things don't behave as expected [in the debugger] ...

This afternoon ... Languid it is.