The New Year happens again and my resolutions too (in no particular order but I like my 13th one):1. Say a “NO” more often and not be concerned if someone is hurt by the riposte. A “NO” spat on the face.
2. Grab success by its collars and drag down till it is owned. No beating around the bush with the “Karma” crap.
3. Believe and worship the “honesty with a twist” principle. To begin with, sign the rent receipts myself for the IT proofs.
4. Love the Akon and the Nellys. You are the greatest icons with soul quivering music and heart melting lyrics. Himesh goes in the closet. KK who?
5. Be animated and excited like the Sagarika Ghoses.
6. Act cool and à la mode with a refurbished wardrobe. Love the Tommy vests and the Benetton boxers waving a high through the pants below the a**. The stud, bandana and tattoo to match. Abhor the Rupas and Goyals.
7. Act classy and be bossy.
8. Less indulgence in pleasure. No listening to the mood and disposition. Pragmatic, PRAGMATIC, PRAGMATIC yeah.
9. Earn more and think less. No teaching the unprivileged kids any more.
10. Appreciate incessantly till the feeling is honored and established.
11. Learn to flaunt and flaunt hard. The CoA factor will come by.
12. Believe that an occasional lie never harmed anyone. Excuses will be accentuated.
13. Be Evil and think Wicked.
